Monday Night RAW: March 4th, 2013

[StormDragonZ]

The Monday Night RAW Episode for the 4th of March, 2013: Ancient Order of Pyromites


Once In A Lifetime?

- Happy Birthday Today to Christopher "Crowbar" Ford, who turns 39.
- Happy Early Birthday to David Flair, who turns 34 on Wednesday. Also celebrating on Wednesday is Sean "Val Venis" Morley, who turns 42.


--- Today In Wrestling History: 1974... wait, really? Yes, indeed. It was Nikolai Volkov vs. Bruno Sammartino at Madison Square Garden that resulted in a 53-minute draw due to a curfew. Truth be told, nothing else happened this day, unless you count Chikara, but who knows what the hell that is... ... ...

Anyways, I'm not finding anything about that match in video form, if it would even exist, so I'll go with my back up. Here's an episode of Piper's Pit at MSG featuring Mr.Sammartino...

Tonight's episode of RAW is "Old School", featuring HHH & The Rock appearing to say stuff!

--- Questions To Ponder ---

- What do you expect Big Show will be doing at Wrestlemania next month?
- Anyone find it odd there's not much happening between John Cena & The Rock, who will face off for the WWE Title next month?
- Will any "legends" confront Jack Swagger & Zeb Colter on their American values?
- Will any "legends" get obliterated by The Shield?

--- Enjoy the show, everyone. Her name was something, face like leather, but yeah, who gives a damn... ---

Why is there a giant wet spot on your ass crack Hunter??

I like how Zeb Colter isn't exaggerated. He's obviously a parody, but he doesn't lay the redneck accent or any of those mannerisms too thickly. Also, Miz is so damn unbearable. And yes, this segment can only end in awkwardness. ADR should be all fired up after seeing his 'people' being disrespected, but he comes off as mild, tepid, and disinterested. Also, not digging the Spanish catchphrases.

I wouldn't want my daughter to be dating a guy whose shirt merely says Just Bring It.

People aren't going to give Cena nearly enough credit for this match, they'll say Punk carried him, which couldn't be further from the truth.

Good News! Starting next week, I'll be going up to 5 quotes because I feel sympathy for some of you!

[Sierra Bravo]

Holy fuck. 4th of March, where did that come from so quick!

1. The Big Show will be a babyface to fight The Shield
2. Lack of Cena/Rock build-up - I find it odd but pleasing. On the mic I think there's a really awkward chemistry between them and I feel uncomfortable listening to the two of them go on about cereal and tooth fairies. Although I doubt the promos will be that personal this year.
3. Hacksaw Jim Duggan will be attacked by Swagger after confronting We The People, only for ADR to make the save only for him to be attacked also
4. The Shield will attack The Big Show.

[XanMan]

Like I just said in another thread, this RAW looks like a good one to dvr and fast-forward to later. Oh, and you forgot a birthday.

[StormDragonZ]

Like I just said in another thread, this RAW looks like a good one to dvr and fast-forward to later. Oh, and you forgot a birthday.

I'm sure Bret Hart would hate you just the same.

[The Hurra Duff]

Everything else is in rerun mode tonight so hopefully RAW can keep my interest.

[Sierra Bravo]

So the WWE App just sent out a notification saying "I Have Risen".

[The Hurra Duff]

So the WWE App just sent out a notification saying "I Have Risen".

Taker

[StormDragonZ]

Must be an anagram... hmm..

All I get is "Heavier Sin"...

[T.O.]

HOT DAMN does Mean Gene look like a mummy nowadays.

[TheAman]

It's Vince. He took some Viagra.