The Monday Night RAW Episode for 1-7-13: Giant Biceps On Patrol
- Happy Early Birthday to Chris Masters, Keiko "Bull" Nakano & Bushwhacker Luke, who turn 30, 45 & 66, respectively, tomorrow.
-- Today in Wrestling History: 2007: A PPV that no longer exists, it was the last time we'd see New Year's Revolution. Unlike the other two featuring Elimination Chambers, our main event pit reigning WWE Champion John Cena against the unstoppable Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga. While it was an okay match, we turn to the longest match of the night: Shawn Michaels & HHH vs. Edge & Randy Orton:
Part 2 & 3 were blocked by the WWE, so apologies for not being able to show the part HHH hurts himself.
- CM Punk has been medically cleared and will challenge Ryback for the WWE Title in a TLC Match. Regardless of who wins, come Royal Rumble will the champion defend his title against The Rock, who will return to make an appearance tonight.
--- Questions To Ponder ---
- Will The Rock interfere in any way during tonight's TLC Match?
- Are you prepared for a Cesaro vs. Miz feud for the U.S. Title?
- Do you expect anyone else to make a return tonight?
- Who do you believe will be unlucky Entrant #1 in the Royal Rumble?
--- Enjoy the show, everyone. It's after midnight and he's barking at the moon... ---
So apparently this is where quotes would go, but last week's total number of thread posts was an unprecedented 19. Then again, Mae Young giving birth to Hornswaggle... no, no quotes this time.

Ric Flair is the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!