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    LPW Supercycle 27.4 Live! From Eugene, Oregon TRASH TALK THREAD!!!

    So: the choice I have made
    May seem strange to you
    But who asked you, anyway ?
    It's my life to wreck
    My own way
    You see: to someone, somewhere, oh yeah ...
    Alma matters
    In mind, body and soul
    In part, and in whole
    Because to someone, somewhere, oh yeah ...
    Alma matters



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    Well, Paradise.

    Considering you beat me and Trey last show, I'll leave the game plan up to you.

    There's just, one thing I'm going to demand.

    You leave Storme to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    You leave Storme to me.
    Storme: I'm surprised you're so eager considering how often you bite off more than you can chew.

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    Give me five minutes with you, and I'll gladly help you to another early retirement. Free of charge.

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    Jonnie Dobber? Who the fuck is he?

    Doesn't matter because I've run out of alcohol and cigarettes at the moment and feel like I could kill someone, never mind make them pin or submit.

    Sean, massive apologies for letting you down last show. As useless as it sounds, I've got your back bro. You ever need any help, even if it's just cannon fodder, I'm there.

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    Thornridge: Well well well, this is quite a familiar sight.

    Two singles World Champions taking on the Tag Team Champions in an exhibition match. Made all the more sweeter with Mourn Despana being on the other side... mmm, so very delicious...

    Sorry, heh, I got a little distracted by the thoughts of how the breaking of bones might sound...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    Jonnie Dobber? Who the fuck is he?

    Doesn't matter because I've run out of alcohol and cigarettes at the moment and feel like I could kill someone, never mind make them pin or submit.

    Sean, massive apologies for letting you down last show. As useless as it sounds, I've got your back bro. You ever need any help, even if it's just cannon fodder, I'm there.
    You know I can't stay mad at you too long, broseph.

    Knock this dude out.

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    Jonnie Dobber: Who am I? Well... your hair doesn't smell as nice now as it does when you're sleeping!

    Yeah!

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    Um... ok....

    Do you mean to insinuate that you travelled to London just to smell my hair while I was asleep?? ...and you didn't even steal any coke.

    Something is seriously wrong with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    Um... ok....

    Do you mean to insinuate that you travelled to London just to smell my hair while I was asleep?? ...and you didn't even steal any coke.

    Something is seriously wrong with you.
    Jonnie Dobber: Oh man, I wonít experiment with coke again. Iím totally a Royal Crown guy, through and through!

    Seriously though, cocaine gives me limp dick, I like Viagra!

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    Be a man, say goodbye to your penis.

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    Jonnie Dobber: But that would leave me a neuter! How am I supposed to get over if I donít make my entrance with a ring-boner?

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    I can't remember the last time I came during sex with Dude's various groupies. It just doesn't happen, unless it's an 18 year old virgin. That's cocaine for you, but Goddamm is it wonderful.

    Fuck... what was I saying? Um, drink more alcohol everybody, and forget what Trey "The Dude" Spruance says, because it's generally bollocks.

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    Jonnie Dobber: Hmm... Seems fishy. Hey wait, what's this?

    (Dobber goes to pick up Trey's 24/7 Deathmatch Title and accidentally inhales a white substance through his nose from off the belt.)

    Jonnie Dobber: Oh my God... OH MY GOD! I feel as HIGH, as a KITE! And remember when I flew a kite so high in the sky as I feel high right now? Do you remember that? Oh my God... OH MY GOD! My heart's racing! I'm dying! I'm definitely going to die... like the time my mom dyed her hair red, wasn't that fantastic? Why am I so thirsty? I need water or lemonade - DISCO LEMONADE - I smell Sex and Candy here, Mmmmm... Who's that lounging in my chair? It's Homer J. Simpson!

    (Dobber continues like this until he comes down. Fuckin' amateur!)
    Last edited by JMTheBadOne; 04-08-2018 at 09:39 PM.

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    Want some gum or something? Calm down...

    Ooc: I like this new gimmick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    Give me five minutes with you, and I'll gladly help you to another early retirement. Free of charge.
    Motherfucker, if you try to eat me, I will fucking end you.

    Quote Originally Posted by IIDeAIID View Post
    Not all of you are destined to main event. Get over it or get better.

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    Maverick: Hey David Gideon Smith, where the fuck are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Maverick View Post
    Maverick: Hey David Gideon Smith, where the fuck are you?
    DGS: You rang?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixx View Post
    Motherfucker, if you try to eat me, I will fucking end you.
    Jonnie Dobber: He could eat you, but could he swallow you whole? If so, he should meet my ex-girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    Want some gum or something? Calm down...

    Ooc: I like this new gimmick.
    Jonnie Dobber: Ugh... Iím not a smart man but I think there was something up with that title belt.

    Thatís why everyone says the smartest part about me ran down my momís leg, right?

    OOC: I donít think Obs is gone forever but after I got better, I had to adopt a character who didnít require that same type of maintenance. Obsidian was a wounded monster, but Jonnieís just a dumbass like Eric Foreman.

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    Mourn: I am forced to take one show and this place goes to the crapper...



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    You need to chill out man, you're always so angry.

    Maybe have a whiskey and a cigar or something. Anything that works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macho Mourn View Post
    Mourn: I am forced to take one show and this place goes to the crapper...
    Jonnie Dobber: Crapper?! The only thing that smells like crap around here is your breath, buddy!

    But seriously, do take Treyís suggestion for some whiskey and cigars there. Gives you the breath of a champion!

    Or 80-year-Old grandpa - One of the two!

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    Mourn: ... Jesus Christ...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Macho Mourn View Post
    Mourn: ... Jesus Christ...
    Jonnie Dobber: Please, please, call me Jonnie.

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    Mourn grabs his coffee cup, shakes his head in annoyance, and heads away.

    Mourn: I thought Jobster retired years ago...



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    I kinda want to kick someone in the head and set them on fire. Volunteers?

    Quote Originally Posted by IIDeAIID View Post
    Not all of you are destined to main event. Get over it or get better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixx View Post
    I kinda want to kick someone in the head and set them on fire. Volunteers?
    Jonnie Dobber: That doesnít sound to fun. Maybe you should offer your enemies trips to Nuevo Laredo. The difference there is that your enemies can head from the puntas and have it feel like their pissing fire afterwards. Would that work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    Give me five minutes with you, and I'll gladly help you to another early retirement. Free of charge.
    Storme: Nah, I've just got back. Give me a shout in 9 months - if your jaw isn't wired shut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DGS View Post
    DGS: You rang?
    Maverick: For a moment there I thought you wouldn't turn up. Could you do me a massive favor and lay your body down in the middle of the ring so that I can pin you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storme View Post
    Storme: Nah, I've just got back. Give me a shout in 9 months - if your jaw isn't wired shut.
    Jonnie Dobber: Wait... Seanís pregnant?! Awesome! Congratulations!

    Wait... Jaw wired shut? Thatís not how babies are made! THATíS NOT HOW BABIES ARE MADE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMTheBadOne View Post
    Jonnie Dobber: Wait... Sean’s pregnant?! Awesome! Congratulations!

    Wait... Jaw wired shut? That’s not how babies are made! THAT’S NOT HOW BABIES ARE MADE!!!
    You obviously weren’t around for the last Storme related pregnancy.

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    Not all of you are destined to main event. Get over it or get better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Maverick View Post
    Maverick: For a moment there I thought you wouldn't turn up. Could you do me a massive favor and lay your body down in the middle of the ring so that I can pin you?
    DGS: Hm. Pass. Points for creativity, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixx View Post
    You obviously weren’t around for the last Storme related pregnancy.
    If you could get a girl pregnant through her mouth I'd have a lot of kids. know what I'm sayin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixx View Post
    You obviously weren’t around for the last Storme related pregnancy.
    OOC: What you did here, I seent it.



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    Thornridge: Hey everyone! Is Mourn still acting like a prick? Because I can pinpoint the time that I got started. It was when he turned into a prick.

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    Maverick: My opinion of you is slowly deteriorating. Be careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Maverick View Post
    Maverick: My opinion of you is slowly deteriorating. Be careful.
    DGS: ... of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neoskizzle View Post
    Thornridge: Hey everyone! Is Mourn still acting like a prick? Because I can pinpoint the time that I got started. It was when he turned into a prick.
    Prick, Coward, Same difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storme View Post
    Storme: Nah, I've just got back. Give me a shout in 9 months - if your jaw isn't wired shut.
    You've really eased up on your retorts, Storme. I certainly hope you haven't done the same in the ring.

    Not that you were ever impressive between those ropes, anyway. Definitely a better talker than a fighter. Weird how that happened, with your history and all. Being the runt of the litter must have been rough.

    Explains why you're so angry and moody all the time.
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