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    TRSOTP explodes! We need Mazza here! And Mav! Get the band back together!

    So we've got a fine crop of talent entered already:

    1. zzzorf
    2. TripleR
    3. mizfan
    4. kingzak13
    5. SirSam
    6. Spinmaster
    7. Sheepster
    8. Steve
    9. JacobWrestledGod
    10. 'Plan
    11. 205 Clive
    12. Shinobi

    Nearly a who's who, and a who was, of the Columns Forum over recent times. I'm planning on putting the qualifying round up a little earlier at the moment, possibly either Friday evening or Saturday morning, just to give guys a little bit longer to work for that, but to let you all know we're planning on keeping to a pretty tight 5 days to write, 2 days to score pattern throughout the tournament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinobi View Post
    Prime, did 'Plan ever tell you about the time 'Plan got left out of the UK team? Fun times.
    He didn't (obviously), but a few other people have. You're being a bit modest there too, as I understand it, because you are the one that left him out, and then your pick went on to be the MVP of the team, no?
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    I'm no-selling you both.

    Nice list of entries so far. Go recruit people!

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    Shinobi and Sheep better show up.

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    No fear, Imp is here. I'm in!

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    I'm in

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    As am I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliver View Post
    Nearly a who's who, and a who was, of the Columns Forum over recent times.
    Ouch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Oliver
    we're planning on keeping to a pretty tight 5 days to write, 2 days to score pattern throughout the tournament.
    HAH! Good luck with that. No CSI has ever gone less than two months.

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    Go on then. Consider my hat thrown in the ring. I missed entering this the last time around for whatever reason, though I do remember some weird column 'Plan wrote about Pinocchio or something.

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    It was Peter 'Plan actually...

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    This is hotting up nicely, good work chaps!

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    It's really cute that so many of you seem to just take for granted that you can outwrite me. Adorable, even. Misguided and borderline fucking mental, but adorable.

    I might also remind the judges that I have the ability to ban with complete autonomy.

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    Tsk tsk all these has-beens talking about good old times like you are still Mavericks of the future... The younger ones are the Prime Time players, you old hags better Plan your disgraceful retreat before you become the Sheeples of the CF.

    I only got Triple R words for ya - Retreat, regret, retards!
    And Jacob wrestled with God.






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    Quote Originally Posted by JacobWrestledGod View Post
    Tsk tsk all these has-beens talking about good old times like you are still Mavericks of the future... The younger ones are the Prime Time players, you old hags better Plan your disgraceful retreat before you become the Sheeples of the CF.

    I only got Triple R words for ya - Retreat, regret, retards!
    What no zzzorf puns in here, I feel slighted lol

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    zzzorf off, old man
    And Jacob wrestled with God.






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    Quote Originally Posted by JacobWrestledGod View Post
    zzzorf off, old man
    That's better. wait I'm not that old.

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    What a line up, this is gona take some writing.

    All these part timers and retired stars coming to take on the best right now. Unlike WWE there ain't no cruisey preordained results waiting for you here boys.

    I'm fresh off my best work yet and I've got a lot of ink left in these fingers.
    Last edited by SirSam; 01-11-2018 at 02:49 AM.

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    Last time I took part in a competition I wrote the Column of the Year. So... yeah.


    Age ain't shit but a number. Skills pay the motherfucking bills.

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    Last time I took part, I beat you.

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    Last time I took part in a competition I wrote the Column of the Year. So... yeah.


    Age ain't shit but a number. Skills pay the motherfucking bills.
    The last time I took part in a competition, i won the CF Grand Prix.




    (okay granted it's the only thing i ever won here so...)
    Last edited by JacobWrestledGod; 01-11-2018 at 03:37 AM.
    And Jacob wrestled with God.






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    Last time I competed in a tournament I got eliminated in qualifying (SkitZ's first CFC). Well I think I did, I have only gotten past qualifying like once or possibly twice. I have a better record running these things than competing.

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    This trash talk is worse than a Jason Jordan promo, yikes.

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    Mav trash talking the trash talk. Meta!

    You're right though. We should WWE it up. Where's my copy of 2K18 gone. That writes all of WWE's promos, right?

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    If you want to WWE it, someone needs to say 'let's do it tonight, I don't want to wait for January 15th'.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    "Tag team match playa"
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    Where is GM Oli to come out and just make a match on the fly?

    As an asside it has always bugged me that the WWE are a multi-million dollar corporation and they book the venues months in advance but sometimes don't even make up half the matches until the night has already started. That kind of disorganisation would get the regular guy fired.

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    Sadly for you all the booked matches will take place as planned and none will be bumped in favour of you all coming out and interrupting each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliver View Post
    Sadly for you all the booked matches will take place as planned and none will be bumped in favour of you all coming out and interrupting each other.
    Hmm, maybe The New Blood might need to write a preview column like we used to for the Davey Boy Cup so we can get our interruptions.

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    I'll take on all comers. Give me your best shot, fellas.


    Eh perhaps I should rephrase that.

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    I've waited six years Prime. I can wait a while longer yet.

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    This feels like Christian's last run now.

    Let me guess, you just want 'one more match...', right?
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    You know full well that's what I want. Beating you, beating Shinobi and winning a tourney are the three CF accomplishments I still need to tick off.

    I get a chance to do two of those with this and then winning a rematch with you, straight up, is the last one left.

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    I wouldn't look past Shinobi so quickly if I were you. I know he's not around so often nowadays but let's not forget that it doesn't matter who you are, you need to be on top form to take him on.

    That is, if he submits something.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    I did say chance to be fair. I know better than most how tough he is. Every time we've faced off he's won; bar the one time he wasn't writing as himself.

    Death, taxes and Shinobi beats 'Plan - the REAL certainties in life. That's what I'm aiming to overcome.

    Plus, this being our tenth year both, having inducted each other into the HOF and hosting the Pond, I'd be gutted if we don't face off one on one.

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    Why not the retirees fight themselves out in the 2nd division while the real boys gets to fight for TOP prize?
    And Jacob wrestled with God.






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    Quote Originally Posted by 'Plan View Post
    I did say chance to be fair. I know better than most how tough he is. Every time we've faced off he's won; bar the one time he wasn't writing as himself.

    Death, taxes and Shinobi beats 'Plan - the REAL certainties in life. That's what I'm aiming to overcome.

    Plus, this being our tenth year both, having inducted each other into the HOF and hosting the Pond, I'd be gutted if we don't face off one on one.

    OK then. Well how about this for an incentive.

    If you get drawn against Shinobi......




    And if you beat him......






    And if you go on to win the whole thing and become CSI Champion 2018.....



    .... then I'll come out of tournament retirement, for one time only, and give you the rematch at some point before the year is out.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    Ooooh man, now it's on.

    If I lose?

    And JWG, you newer peeps ought to see this as a chance at living in infamy by offing some of the best!

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    If you lose it's as you were. I don't really do contests, I write as and when I want to, and I see no reason to change that. I'm offering this as a prize for excellence, there's no consolation.

    Simple equation, really. All or nothing.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    Plan thanks for all your help and everything but I cannot wait to wreck your dreams when I beat you in the GF and force you to chase PT for another 6 years.
    Last edited by SirSam; 01-11-2018 at 07:32 AM.

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    Well you've always had the right attitude Sam, and you're extremely talented. I'd even call you a dark horse for the whole thing. But Jason Jordan against Seth Rollins is a no contest, my Aussie friend.

    Prime, I accept. Though I should stress beating Shinobi is an incentive all its own that I've chased for longer than even a rematch with you. What's more, IF I face Shinobi, and IF he beats me again, I'll never ask for a rematch with you again. All or nothing.

    Not sure how Shinobi feels about being caught in the middle of this though....

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