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    Limericks

    We have a thread for Haiku, so why not the other favourite form of poetry: the humble limerick.

    There was a young man from Devizes,
    Whose balls were different sizes.
    The first was so small
    It was nothing at all;
    The other won several prizes.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    There once was a man from Australia
    Who painted his arse like a dahlia.
    A penny a smell
    Was all very well,
    But tuppence a lick was a failure.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    There once was a man from Limerick,
    Who posted in a thread about limericks,
    With such irony to bear,
    He arose from his chair,
    And began his journey home to Limerick.

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    Where's Cliff gone?!?
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    It is indeed that time of year,
    Where on Monday you can have a nice beer,
    Call a Guinness and wait,
    Two part pour to be straght,
    And tomorrow be filled with the fear

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    Good stuff!

    A poster just known as Anonymous,
    Who governs himself: he's autonomous.
    Loves Rikishi a lot,
    Wins more often than not,
    Far smaller than a hippopotamus.


    Not much good but decided Nony had a screen name that presented quite the challenge.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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