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    My first drive alone
    was through the city centre;
    oh god, the horror....
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    I hear you, Prime, but
    City centres don't faze me;
    I have a Twingo.

    They are small and they
    Have the turning circle of
    A London black cab.



    I feel so much more
    Confident after I drove
    80 miles today.

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    I drive far too much,
    Kent, Cardiff and Biggleswade,
    Driving between towns.

    I love my children,
    I love my parents at home.
    But I hate driving.

    Snow, storms, and thunder,
    Breakdowns everywhere around,
    Killing baby deer.

    If I lost my car,
    And never needed to drive
    It sounds like heaven.

    When I get older,
    And my kids are all grown up,
    I will catch the train.

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    My car can do the
    City incredibly well;
    The fault was my own.

    Dealing with that kind
    Of lights and road markings was
    Challenging when you


    Didn't know the roads
    Or how to deal with the rush
    Hour traffic bastards.

    Not driving is not
    Heaven to me but I get
    Nony's perspective.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    Happy Easter All,
    I am feeling slightly drunk
    Sorry for my posts .

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    Wrestlemania Haiku

    Texas Rattlesnake;
    Passed out in the sharpshooter-
    Wrestlemania.

    Irresistible
    force meets an immovable
    object: Toronto.

    The third one was huge.
    It's bigger, better, badder!
    Hogan v Andre.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    Cotd...

    Mr T? Lucky
    Piper didn't destroy him.
    I pity the fool.

    Wrestlemania
    Four was the best tournament
    since Pat in Rio

    The Warrior had
    his leg grabbed by that cunning
    git, Bobby the Brain.

    Piper with the bell;
    Bret busted wide open. A
    two-time Champion.

    Who thought that the shit
    show at Caesar's Palace was
    a good idea?

    Ric Flair said that Shawn
    Had the match at MSG
    with the ladder. Damn!

    I barely even
    remember anything that
    11 offered.

    The Ironman would
    have worked if Shawn was willing
    to drop a damn fall.

    Try a shooting star
    press, they said. It'll be fine they
    said. Brock lands badly.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    That was amazing.
    I cannot live to that.
    You just won the thread.

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    But I don't want to
    win the thread; I want it to
    keep going, damn you!

    Only kidding mate.
    Well, about the damn you bit.
    Not continuing....
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    Tacos are so great.
    I could eat them everyday.
    Taco, meat, cheese, sauce- yum.

    A new threats risen.
    My children eat my tacos.
    How dare they steal them?!?

    But wisdom shows me,
    Their taco lust reflects me.
    So I share with them.






  11. #91
    I would eat tacos
    For breakfast. Seriously.
    They make me happy.

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    Prefer Burritos,
    And also Quesadillas.
    Mexican food: Win.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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