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  1. #41
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    I can only do
    Just one haiku at a time.
    I need more practice.

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    Practise then genny!
    Donít belittle your own skills
    Post longer Haikus

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    I am very drunk
    Very drunk indeed I am
    Drunk very am I?

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    I had 4 Crabbieís,
    Costing me five fifty each
    Lots more in the pub.

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    So how is your head
    Feeling after a night of
    Debauched drunkenness?

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    About to explode,
    Need some paracetamol,
    Or sleep will suffice.

  8. #48
    I have been working
    Overnight since Friday's eve.
    10 until 7.

    Four nights in a row.
    It is really starting to
    get to me...

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    Is this usual?
    Or by some strange quirk of fate
    Are you having to

    Work differently
    And in some other pattern
    From your normal ways?

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    A shop near my own
    Is getting a new facelift.
    They need lots of help.

    My boss sent me here
    As a, what you might well call,
    Sacrificial lamb.

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    Sheepster I love you
    The Announcement of your girl
    Makes me sad and glad.

    I wanted a noob
    To post a great new haiku
    No nostalgia trip

  12. #52
    In tribute to you,
    I will live blog the Rumble
    In full haiku form.

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    Will this new haiku
    Spend much time ruminating on
    the number fourteen?

    Or was that even
    The right number? The years cloud
    My wandering brain.

  14. #54
    Fourteen is correct.
    I only picked that number
    'cause it's my birthday!

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    Sheepster columns and
    sausages are the only
    things not to see made.

    Pay no attention
    to that fleecy, sheepy man
    behind the curtain.

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    I am hungover,
    It's destroying me within,
    Why am I at work?

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    I wonder if some
    people have read DUP
    in headlines as 'dup'.

    It is amazing
    what your mind can come up with
    on a quiet work day.

    Unfortunately
    very little of it is
    of practical use.

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    My car M.O.T
    Resulted in a write off
    Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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    Oh no! That's a shit.
    I have nothing else to add,
    Except best wishes.

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