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  1. #41
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    I can only do
    Just one haiku at a time.
    I need more practice.

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    Practise then genny!
    Donít belittle your own skills
    Post longer Haikus

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    I am very drunk
    Very drunk indeed I am
    Drunk very am I?

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    How many over
    Priced beers did you have at the
    Principality?



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    I had 4 Crabbieís,
    Costing me five fifty each
    Lots more in the pub.

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    So how is your head
    Feeling after a night of
    Debauched drunkenness?



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    About to explode,
    Need some paracetamol,
    Or sleep will suffice.

  8. #48
    I have been working
    Overnight since Friday's eve.
    10 until 7.

    Four nights in a row.
    It is really starting to
    get to me...

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    Is this usual?
    Or by some strange quirk of fate
    Are you having to

    Work differently
    And in some other pattern
    From your normal ways?



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    A shop near my own
    Is getting a new facelift.
    They need lots of help.

    My boss sent me here
    As a, what you might well call,
    Sacrificial lamb.

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    Sheepster I love you
    The Announcement of your girl
    Makes me sad and glad.

    I wanted a noob
    To post a great new haiku
    No nostalgia trip

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    In tribute to you,
    I will live blog the Rumble
    In full haiku form.

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    Will this new haiku
    Spend much time ruminating on
    the number fourteen?

    Or was that even
    The right number? The years cloud
    My wandering brain.



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  14. #54
    Fourteen is correct.
    I only picked that number
    'cause it's my birthday!

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    Sheepster columns and
    sausages are the only
    things not to see made.

    Pay no attention
    to that fleecy, sheepy man
    behind the curtain.



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    I am hungover,
    It's destroying me within,
    Why am I at work?

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    I wonder if some
    people have read DUP
    in headlines as 'dup'.

    It is amazing
    what your mind can come up with
    on a quiet work day.

    Unfortunately
    very little of it is
    of practical use.



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    My car M.O.T
    Resulted in a write off
    Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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    Oh no! That's a shit.
    I have nothing else to add,
    Except best wishes.



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    Thanks for the wishes,
    I hate not having a car,
    More than I hate ĎPlan.

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    This thread has gone quiet,
    haiku do not require cars
    just fingers to type.

    How was your Christmas?
    Did you get anything good?
    Tell us in haiku!



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    Haiku has failed!
    Why has this thread been left dead?
    I’ll try to bring life.

    Pete, I still love you,
    Even if we disagree,
    On just everything.

    Sheepster, I love you,
    Even when you disappear,
    For long periods.

    And Everyone else,
    Please note I still love you all,
    Just post in this thread.

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    Yay, this is alive.
    I thought that I had killed it.
    Pleased to see I'm wrong.


    I miss the Mizfan.
    His last haiku in this thread
    was in November!



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    This has died, Alas!
    A bitter end until now,
    The creator saves!

    Bow before me all!
    As I resurrect this thread,
    for about a week.

  25. #65
    All is dark and grey.
    Life is endless suffering.
    Miserable sheep.

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    Sheepy my darling!
    What is wrong? How can I help?
    Sadness saddens me.

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    Time for some new blood,
    Not sure what I am doing,
    But who gives a fuck?

  28. #68
    Zzorf: You're doing great.
    Nony: Sheepster's girl has gone.
    Today I shall drink.

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    Sheepie, not happy.
    My name it has one more z
    and no capital.

    I have to say though,
    I'm sorry to hear about
    your girl being gone.

    I would raise a drink,
    and join you in your sorrow
    but no drink have I

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    Sheepy! My poor man.
    Rugby will make you happy,
    Unless England win.

    zzzorf! Good to have you!
    Haiku is most relaxing,
    And works your great mind.

  31. #71
    Later I will drink
    Strong stout that my friend made, whilst
    Watching Wales lose.

    Wonder how many
    Syllables a sad-face has.
    Did I break haiku?

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    I would suggest that
    “Sad face emoticon” has
    Six syllables then.

    Wales will not lose.
    And the country will party.
    And sleep all Sunday.

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    I am drunk, alas!
    I go back to work Monday,
    Which is tomorrow...

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    I just finished a
    Nine hour shift on my day off.
    Time to leave, methinks.

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    Why are you working?!
    On your days off, naughty sheep!
    Days off are for rest.

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