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    Haiku time

    This went well one time,
    Letís reactivate it now,
    Though I am rubbish.

    Itís five, seven, five,
    Itís not that complicated,
    Unless youíre myself.

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    Love the thread Nony
    I recall the last one well
    Kudos on your post

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    Thought it said Haku,
    alas, poetry and shit.
    Meng was pretty cool.

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    The Faces of Fear,
    The Colossal Connection,
    His teams are haiku.
    Last edited by Prime Time; 10-23-2017 at 05:09 PM.

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    I hope Sheepster sees,
    His thread is alive again,
    And I made him proud.

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    The Islanders are
    on the outs in this pattern.
    They also kicked ass.

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    I am sleep deprived,
    I don't feel quite like myself,
    and my skull is fucked.

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    I wanted Sheepster,
    To post in this tribute thread,
    His absence is sad.

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    I say give it time,
    Sheep might take a little while
    to come across it.



    No motivation;
    need to pull head from my ass
    and get on with it.

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    There are so many
    fucking threads to catch up on.
    Thanks Pete, you kick ass!

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    Saturday night drunk,
    My penis remains untouched,
    Fireworks are fun though.

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    Touch your own penis,
    make your own fireworks, man.
    Poetic advice.

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    'Nonymo, fear not;
    I have found this wond'rous thread!
    The Sheep has returned!

    On the subject of
    Bonfire night, I must admit,
    I missed all the fun.

    As part of a deal,
    I was forced to watch 'Strictly'.
    I regret nothing.

    I was given wine
    And chinese food, and then made
    Fireworks of my own.

    Happy happy happ-
    -y happy happy happy
    Happy happy sheep.

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    That last stanza there
    Is the most joyful haiku
    I have ever seen.

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    Alas! I found the
    last stanza was disturbing,
    Like Rugrats on drugs.

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    Fucking work took my
    seat away. Where will I goof
    off now? Poor, poor me.

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    Miz, where do you work?
    Are you a dominatrix?
    Every sub submits.

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    My kinks are not pro,
    only amateur for me.
    My work is duller.

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    I feel strange today.
    Not my normal happy self.
    Quite unsettling.

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    Unsettling has
    a lot of syllables, huh?
    Feel better Sheepy!

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    Poor little Sheepy,
    I send you hugs from afar,
    I’m coming home soon.

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    I think we should do
    something to cheer up the Sheep.
    Have you any thoughts?



    Unidentified
    Inaccessibility;
    Abomination.

    Economical
    haikus are quite fun to write
    don't you agree, guys?

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    No I do not, Pete,
    I have to do one note words
    In case I get it....

    Fuck. See that it’s tough?
    I ran out of words once more,
    And look like an oaf.

    A troll that lives in,
    A tragic cocophany,
    Caused by my tears.

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    You fool no one mate.
    A tragic cocophany?
    Genuine talent.

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    Bah! Beginner’s luck!
    I’m not an eloquent wit,
    More a bumbling fool.

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    You once beat me in
    a wrestling column challenge:
    don't insult us both!

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    I challenge you all
    To a columnistic duel
    Written in haiku.

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    It was drunk nony,
    That wins contests and writes well,
    Booze works as my muse.

    Sir Sheep, I decline!
    Haikuing is for pure fun.
    No contests for me.

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    This disappoints me.
    I was ready to battle
    Solely in haiku.

    I spent all last night
    Baking myself the perfect
    Lemon drizzle cakes.

    They came out quite well.
    But they're being sold in a
    Charity bake sale.

    Hungry hungry hun-
    -gry hungry hungry hungry
    Hungry hungry sheep.

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    Oliver has just,
    Usurped all our great Haiku's,
    in his last column.

    Take him on Sheepy!
    For the sake of all our pride!
    Haiku against him!

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    I will fight sheepy,
    Upon the Llandudno beach,
    Where waves spray through June.

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    Is June Sheep’s girlfriend?
    Do the waves mean your semen?
    Don’t take that shit, Sheep.

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    The fact that semen
    Sounds exactly like seaman
    Leads to hours of fun.

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    Immaturity
    Jokes about cum and semen,
    Haikus are so fun.

    Sheepster has vanished,
    After Oliver’s column,
    I guess he got served.

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    Having a girlfriend
    Takes up much of one's free time.
    As does uni work.

    I have not managed
    To read Oli's column yet.
    Throw a link my way?

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    http://www.lordsofpain.tv/showthread...l=1#post170018

    The above links you,
    Though you may hate Oli’s rhyme,
    What’s your uni course?

    And who is your girl?
    I assumed you were totes gay,
    You were too charming.

    Your girl is lucky,
    To have a Sheepster like you,
    I hope she knows this.

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    I just saw this thread
    And like every single post.
    You guys are awesome.

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    I am quite impressed.
    He gets an A for effort.
    That's where my praise ends.

    I am not a fan
    Of the poetic use of
    Stunted haiku prose.

    I prefer to use
    Full sentences to show off
    My verbosity.

    I'm sure that I am
    Capable of writing a
    Full haiku review.

    Is this something that
    Would go over well with the
    Guys in the CF?


    EDITED TO ADD:
    Thanks for dropping by, Degen!
    We all love you to!

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    I’d love a review,
    Made totally of Haiku,
    Written by Sheepster.

    Genny! I love you!
    I am elated right now,
    Just by your coming.

    This thread is epic,
    Like the original was,
    Haikus are awesome

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    What should I review?
    Should I wait for the Rumble?
    Should I just do Raw?

    Should this be my schtick?
    Many ways to go with this.
    I just can't decide...

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