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  1. #41
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    I can only do
    Just one haiku at a time.
    I need more practice.

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    Practise then genny!
    Donít belittle your own skills
    Post longer Haikus

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    I am very drunk
    Very drunk indeed I am
    Drunk very am I?

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    How many over
    Priced beers did you have at the
    Principality?
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    I had 4 Crabbieís,
    Costing me five fifty each
    Lots more in the pub.

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    So how is your head
    Feeling after a night of
    Debauched drunkenness?
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    About to explode,
    Need some paracetamol,
    Or sleep will suffice.

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    I have been working
    Overnight since Friday's eve.
    10 until 7.

    Four nights in a row.
    It is really starting to
    get to me...

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    Is this usual?
    Or by some strange quirk of fate
    Are you having to

    Work differently
    And in some other pattern
    From your normal ways?
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    A shop near my own
    Is getting a new facelift.
    They need lots of help.

    My boss sent me here
    As a, what you might well call,
    Sacrificial lamb.

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    Sheepster I love you
    The Announcement of your girl
    Makes me sad and glad.

    I wanted a noob
    To post a great new haiku
    No nostalgia trip

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    In tribute to you,
    I will live blog the Rumble
    In full haiku form.

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    Will this new haiku
    Spend much time ruminating on
    the number fourteen?

    Or was that even
    The right number? The years cloud
    My wandering brain.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

  14. #54
    Fourteen is correct.
    I only picked that number
    'cause it's my birthday!

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    Sheepster columns and
    sausages are the only
    things not to see made.

    Pay no attention
    to that fleecy, sheepy man
    behind the curtain.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    I am hungover,
    It's destroying me within,
    Why am I at work?

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    I wonder if some
    people have read DUP
    in headlines as 'dup'.

    It is amazing
    what your mind can come up with
    on a quiet work day.

    Unfortunately
    very little of it is
    of practical use.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    My car M.O.T
    Resulted in a write off
    Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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    Oh no! That's a shit.
    I have nothing else to add,
    Except best wishes.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    Thanks for the wishes,
    I hate not having a car,
    More than I hate ĎPlan.

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    This thread has gone quiet,
    haiku do not require cars
    just fingers to type.

    How was your Christmas?
    Did you get anything good?
    Tell us in haiku!
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    Haiku has failed!
    Why has this thread been left dead?
    I’ll try to bring life.

    Pete, I still love you,
    Even if we disagree,
    On just everything.

    Sheepster, I love you,
    Even when you disappear,
    For long periods.

    And Everyone else,
    Please note I still love you all,
    Just post in this thread.

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    Yay, this is alive.
    I thought that I had killed it.
    Pleased to see I'm wrong.


    I miss the Mizfan.
    His last haiku in this thread
    was in November!
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    This has died, Alas!
    A bitter end until now,
    The creator saves!

    Bow before me all!
    As I resurrect this thread,
    for about a week.

  25. #65
    All is dark and grey.
    Life is endless suffering.
    Miserable sheep.

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    Sheepy my darling!
    What is wrong? How can I help?
    Sadness saddens me.

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    Time for some new blood,
    Not sure what I am doing,
    But who gives a fuck?

  28. #68
    Zzorf: You're doing great.
    Nony: Sheepster's girl has gone.
    Today I shall drink.

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    Sheepie, not happy.
    My name it has one more z
    and no capital.

    I have to say though,
    I'm sorry to hear about
    your girl being gone.

    I would raise a drink,
    and join you in your sorrow
    but no drink have I

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    Sheepy! My poor man.
    Rugby will make you happy,
    Unless England win.

    zzzorf! Good to have you!
    Haiku is most relaxing,
    And works your great mind.

  31. #71
    Later I will drink
    Strong stout that my friend made, whilst
    Watching Wales lose.

    Wonder how many
    Syllables a sad-face has.
    Did I break haiku?

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    I would suggest that
    “Sad face emoticon” has
    Six syllables then.

    Wales will not lose.
    And the country will party.
    And sleep all Sunday.

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    I am drunk, alas!
    I go back to work Monday,
    Which is tomorrow...

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    I just finished a
    Nine hour shift on my day off.
    Time to leave, methinks.

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    Why are you working?!
    On your days off, naughty sheep!
    Days off are for rest.

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    Due to unforeseen
    Circumstances beyond my
    Personal control.

    I did not mind though.
    I got paid time-and-a-half
    And got time in lieu.

    Did you go to work?
    And did it go bad or good
    In your post-drunk state?

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    I don't remember,
    Writing the above Haikus.
    Work is bad and slow.

    My head might explode,
    my inbox is full of crap,
    nony wants his bed.

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    I have not written
    A Haiku for some time now;
    So I thought I would.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    My intervention
    seems to have killed the thread, dead.
    Bothering is dumb.
    "Eat my ass, Mooney"

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    I have a car now!
    I just drove all by myself!!!
    I am terrified.

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