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    Thornridge: Austin, your loss.

    Mavericks, your loss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neoskizzle View Post
    Thornridge: Wait, he'll destroy me? Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into? The odds so stacked against my favor... wait...

    Jeff's wife at ringside, you officiating... I accept your gracious terms mouthpiece of Jeff Watson. It'll be a good old barnburner at 27.1. Jeff Watson versus Steven Thornridge! Once we know who the new bosses are, I'll go and suggest it to them.
    Caitlin: We've already got the contract prepared and it's being delivered to you as we speak. All you have to do is just sign it and the match is official. But I would have to warn you that if your expecting me to be fair, then you've come to the wrong place because I will be favoring my client during the match.

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    Golden: Bitch, sit down.


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    Thornridge: On the contrary Miss Caitlin, I am expecting you to favor your meal ticket. I expect his wife to do the same for her husband as outside enforcer. In fact, I'm counting on you in particular to be as biased and as unfair as you can be. Let us be honest here, you would never count to three if it meant declaring Steven Thornridge a winner. You'd sooner gouge my eyes out with your fingernails before you call a submission against your client. You'd turn a blind eye as he attacked me with various weapons at ringside. I get that. Trust me, I truly get that and wouldn't in the least fault you for doing so. Your job is to make Jeff Watson a winner, so you would be performing that task to the best of your ability.

    But you see, even with the odds stacked against myself, I see a glaring and overwhelming weakness in your gameplan. Well, two weaknesses actually. Three if you didn't heed my warning of being specific in the contract. I ain't telling you what they are, but if you think I would be coming to that ring without thoughts of being victorious one way or another, then you are sorely mistaken. I'll go through every weakness during the match so you can learn for next time.

    You are talking to a man who is going to be one half of the World Tag Team Champions come All-Stars with my main man Bronx. You don't get there by being a weak link, you get there by standing up when times get tough and mow down every obstacle placed in front of you. Because, unlike you and your client, I'm a Professional. And a Professional always gets the job done.

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    Mourn: That is an awfully large amount of words wasted on a wall.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden View Post
    Golden: Bitch, sit down.
    Austin: And may I add ...

    Be Humble.



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    Mourn: Not allowed to be humble around here.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Macho Mourn View Post
    Mourn: Not allowed to be humble around here.
    Austin: Lesson one:

    Around here, allowed doesn't exist. If it's within your power, do it. Everybody else would.
    Last edited by RCA; 04-28-2017 at 06:55 PM.



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    Mourn: I guess I am still bad at sarcasm.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RCA View Post
    Austin: And may I add ...

    Be Humble.
    Caitlin: My response to you and Golden is go fuck yourselves.

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    Thornridge: She says that a lot. It seems, even though she is a mouthpiece, her vernacular is akin an angsty teenager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Watson View Post
    Caitlin: My response to you and Golden is go fuck yourselves.
    Golden: Obviously not a big K-dot fan, Caitlin. Not surprised, you strike me as a Rick Astley sort of groover.

    On another note, Caitlin, you sound very like Jeff.

    Lawl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden View Post
    Golden: Obviously not a big K-dot fan, Caitlin. Not surprised, you strike me as a Rick Astley sort of groover.

    On another note, Caitlin, you sound very like Jeff.

    Lawl.
    There's a Bruce Jenner reference in here somewhere...

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    Mourn: Ugh...

    Mourn facepalms.



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    Thornridge: Let it go. Let it go. Best leave that reference alone.

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    Mourn: I am at a loss of which one that insulted more. Caitlin, Jeff or Catlyn.



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    Thornridge: Definitely Jeff. So much so that he's going to be super ultra hyper duper destructozord when we face at 27.1.

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    Mourn: You are always in need of distractions from the prize ahead for you.



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    Thornridge: You know what would be a fine distraction right now? Having Blaze or Justus come on by and utter a few words. World Champions should poke their heads in from time to time, you know?

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    Golden pokes his head through the door. Looks at Thornridge. Flips the bird. Winks. Blows a kiss. Does a dance. Exits stage left.


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    Mourn: You have an admirer Thorny.



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    Thornridge: Well... didn't expect that to happen, but appreciated nonetheless. Kind of wished it was Justus or Blaze, so we'd have something to laugh at or sink our teeth into. You know because one is a clown and the other is a vampire.

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    Caitlin: While you guys are busy doubting my client's ability in the ring, at this very moment he is busy training and has been doing at least twice a day training sessions. He will be ready for the match against Steven Thornridge and that a statement will be made once the match is over.

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    Thornridge: Good to hear. Technique is an important part of fighting. Good stuff. Anything less than his absolute best is going to be shown up by one half of the FUTURE... WORLD... HEAVYWEIGHT... TAG... TEAM... CHAMPIONS!

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    Maverick: Interesting...*notes it down in his notebook*...and what about your hot dogs Mr Thornridge?

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    Thornridge: About the hot dogs? They are always fresh and always plentiful.

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    Mourn: When are you going to design merch for this? Preferably before the PPV.
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    Thornridge: You mean the soon-to-be-coming Thornridge t-shirt available only on LPWShop.com and at live events? It's coming. Soon. And I'm super duper hyper excited about it!

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    Mourn: I am pretty sure putting one on will grant you the magical power of focus. Hopefully...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neoskizzle View Post
    Thornridge: You mean the soon-to-be-coming Thornridge t-shirt available only on LPWShop.com and at live events? It's coming. Soon. And I'm super duper hyper excited about it!
    Caitlin: Well you should be because it's going to be the only thing to be excited about. Not only will you get your ass kicked by my client, but you might not even be tag champion if my client has something to say about it.

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    Thornridge: Ah, see I know you are trying to play me, but you couldn't be more wrong Miss Caitlin. I've got a match with my main man Bronx against Mr Maverick and Ozzy Crerar to look forward to tonight! I'm sure your client will be scouting the match. Hell, you might even do it for him since you are such a good help in getting him in matches while he enjoys a Thornridge-Approved Cheddar Cheese, Onion and Italian Sausage Hotdog available in concession stands tonight! Perhaps you can enjoy it from a skybox shared with the World Tag Team Champions Justus and Damien Blaze if they are prepared to tolerate you two.

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