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    Mourn: That is a pretty foul analogy Austin.



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    Austin: It is, yes.

    No point of pulling punches with them, though. If there is anything I can respect about you as a person, it's the honesty.



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    Mourn: Equally, I admire your work ethic. One of the few around here that can match mine.



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    Al: Jesus, you two. I haven't seen two men stroke one another off like this since... well.. it wasn't too long ago.

    Prison, and all yanno?

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    Mourn: And here is Al, making gay jokes at men who he perceives as beneath him.
    Last edited by Macho Mourn; 08-30-2016 at 08:01 PM.



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    Al: How dare you call my jokes gay?

    That's offensive.

    cc: lpwhumanresources@lpw.com

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    Hope you enjoyed your time in prison Al, see, I wasn't dumb enough to get caught.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al.pYro View Post
    Al: Jesus, you two. I haven't seen two men stroke one another off like this since... well.. it wasn't too long ago.

    Prison, and all yanno?
    Austin: Well played. That sort of quip is beneath you, but perhaps having the outside world taken from you -- not like you missed much, from what I heard they treated you better in there than they did out here -- has ... humanized you a bit.

    Maybe.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Al.pYro View Post
    Al: How dare you call my jokes gay?

    That's offensive.

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    Mourn: Cute. Are you done acting like a teenage Vegeta yet?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Al.pYro View Post
    Al: How dare you call my jokes gay?

    That's offensive.

    cc: lpwhumanresources@lpw.com

    Austin: Thank you for your email. Let's resolve your workplace issue. What is your complaint?



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    Thornridge: Not enough hotdogs. Afraid of swimming. Please halp. KTHXBYE.

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    Mourn: Get a lawyer Thorny. Those are pretty serious complaints.



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    There is a big commotion outside the locker room, with screaming and shouting. Suddenly there is a loud clash as Bane Uzzah kicks the door open, his face still covered in blood from the open cut sliced by Mourn's elbow. His arm is tightly wound around the neck of referee Scott, who is choking. He looks to be in serious hurt. Following behind is Lillehammer who is pleading for Bane to let the official go.

    The locker is silent as Bane makes a beeline for Mourn and throws Scott to the floor in front of Mourn.


    "Say it." Bane mutters under his breath.

    Scott looks up at Mourn pleadingly, but Bane slaps the back of his head to get his attention.


    "SAY IT! Fucking SAY IT!" Bane explodes at Scott.

    "mKay... Don't hit....me... Mourn, it's.... fluke.... you elbowed Bane when... he's still not ready... so you are DQ-ed, disqualified... Bane wins 2 falls."

    Bane lifts up Scott by his collar, and mockingly dust Scott's shirt and arranges the collar. Bane stares at the referee who is shivering and rubs the blood off his own face. He then wipes the blood on Scott's shirt, letting go of the collar.

    "You're damn right, I am. Now Mr. fake champion Mourn... the truth is out."
    Bane points his finger towards the title which is hanging on Mourn's shoulder.
    Last edited by JacobWrestledGod; 08-30-2016 at 11:29 PM.
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    Mourn rubs his wrists. He gradually reaches his feat and gently pulls the ref away from Bane. His eyes transfix on the taller man.

    Mourn: The hell's wrong with you? Don't you ever do that again!

    This is through! You lost! Move on!

    Mourn takes a deep breath.

    Handle a loss with some dignity. I know it is foreign to you, but now is as good of a time as any time to learn it.

    Should it help you I have no a problem with offering a free lesson. I'll teach it back here, on my own time, for free.



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    Bane laughs loudly, bending over and continues to laugh until he is slightly tearing up.

    Bane: You really think for a moment, I actually care about that title? I did this... Mourn, because I enjoy it. I enjoy seeing you exercise your beloved righteous stance. "I will teach you a lesson, I am better than you, I am always right, you are always wrong..." blah blah blah.

    You really want people to blow smoke up your ass, don't you? Austin gave you a bit of mocking flattery and suddenly you are fucking best friends!

    I came in here with some small hooha drama and you just got to channel your inner "ZEN" teaching about lessons and HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT HUMILITY.

    Bane spat on the ground in front of Mourn.

    I see through you now, Mourn. You just a needy man who wants everyone to bow to you. Hold on tight to your title, jump from woman to woman, because without these pillars you are nothing more than a weak, crying baby.

    Bane laughs again.

    I have nothing left to lose now, Mourn. You have everything to lose, and if I were you, I will be careful because those around you, ah hem, they either get enough of you, or they get hurt.

    Kassandra’s not like Allana, go on, continue to tell yourself that.

    Mark my words, she will either leave you like Allana, or she will be yanked from your arms before you knew it. And then, only then, you will finally know all your lessons and your righteousness are bullshit. All of us have become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags; we all shrivel up like a leaf, and like the wind our sins sweep us away. Hold on tightly, Mourn. Hold on.
    And Jacob wrestled with God.






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    Mourn: You see, when someone is willing to spill blood for you, you do not question their loyalty. Nor to you question their care. If I ware a lesser man, I would be hurt by your baseless words. Trying to talk about about vulnerability as something of a flaw. Well, you are right and wrong.

    I am vulnerable to life. I understand that it can end in a blink of an eye. I know how close a bullet can come to killing you. It is a scary reality that someday I will face.

    The thing is. That grounds me. It fuels me. Reminds me I am human.

    As for my wife? Kassandra will not leave me. If you knew how she was, how in life she stands, her nature... you would know it would never happen.

    Baseless claims. Just like all you have ever said. I take your insults as a soothing reminder that I walk the right path.



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    Bane:

    I hit a raw nerve, didn't I?

    Bane mockingly laughs and said: "Kassandra will not leave me."

    Keep on telling yourself that.

    Bane looks around at the locker room.

    Everyone here witnessed how Allana left you hanging in a miserable pool of tears. Beware, history repeats itself. Meanwhile, your "friends" in this room can continue to blow smoke up your ass. These liars protect you. I know you will be grateful one day, that you have one, THE ONLY ONE honest adversary who dared to give you the blunt truth.

    Bane wipes the blood off his face again, and rubs it on Mourn's title.

    Let this be a reminder that when your enemy is willing to spill blood for you, you do not question their sanity.
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    Lord Serpentus: Sad to see there's so much discord in the LPW locker room. We don't have these problems within The Cabal because we find harmony in The Will.

    Al, Chris, my advice gentlemen: Delta may fly nonstop from San Diego to Detroit, but that drive to the Breslin Center's not going to be fun. Thank you for coming to collect Mr. Spruance, but you gentlemen should really go to Michigan - It's beautiful this time of year. Remember what we said about harmony! You too, Mr. Thornridge!

    Mourn, Bane... (whispers) Harmony!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacobWrestledGod View Post
    Bane:

    I hit a raw nerve, didn't I?

    Bane mockingly laughs and said: "Kassandra will not leave me."

    Keep on telling yourself that.

    Bane looks around at the locker room.

    Everyone here witnessed how Allana left you hanging in a miserable pool of tears. Beware, history repeats itself. Meanwhile, your "friends" in this room can continue to blow smoke up your ass. These liars protect you. I know you will be grateful one day, that you have one, THE ONLY ONE honest adversary who dared to give you the blunt truth.

    Bane wipes the blood off his face again, and rubs it on Mourn's title.

    Let this be a reminder that when your enemy is willing to spill blood for you, you do not question their sanity.
    Mourn shakes his head in disappointment.

    Mourn: Common misconception about life. If a man cries, shows emotion, he's weak. The subtle hint that because women show more emotion than men, they are weaker. I don't fall into that trap. I embrace emotion. Admitting that we all are human.

    Mourn sits down and starts using a water bottle to dab a towel to wash off the blood.

    One of the reasons that when I lose, I compliment my foe. They earned the win.

    The reason you look for excuses and hide behind a crimson mask.

    Failure to you brings a distinct emotion that shocks you to your core. Your life crumbles.

    When I rushed at you, you froze in the cross-hairs. The hair on your back of your neck rose, you felt the electricity in the air tickle your scalp.

    Soon, I pinned you after proving my toughness. That means a flawed is better than perfection.

    The main reason I am as successful, As I am THE Western Heritage States Champion.

    Me. An imperfect man.

    It gives me something to work on. To grow.

    A broken soul sent fury your direction and you simply could not handle the pressure.

    You don't know me. You don't know my wife, and you don't even know yourself.
    Last edited by Macho Mourn; 08-31-2016 at 01:13 AM.



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    Thornridge: Hello to you too Obsidian. I heard about the Supercycle coming up so this is as good as time to bring this up with you.

    I'll be sure to keep your words about harmony in mind as long as you remember my words about fairness and equality in mind too. Even though the title reads Insanity AND Pyromania, I'll be sure to remind everyone why Insanity is the fairer brand, the one that fosters true competition.

    That is if the need arises, and I don't deal in threats.

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    Obsidian and Lord Serpentus give each other a confused look, wondering why Thornridge addressed Lord Serpentus as Obsidian

    Lord Serpentus: (quietly, to Thornridge) I know we're all members of The Cabal but we do have different identities as individuals.
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    Thornridge looked confused as he thought for a moment, before a moment of realization lit up his eyes.

    Thornridge: Ah, it seems you don't see Novacain standing right beside me. I kinda forget that everybody doesn't have an alter ego. Of course he doesn't see me you fucking mental case. Haha this guy...

    My point still stands. Don't make me reiterate that point with the point of my elbow.

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    Maverick: Lord Serpentwat, Obshitian, Lone Wolf...whatever. Really don't give a fucking shit on what The David Maverick calls you.

    Are you lot out of your fucking heads or am I seeing a bunch of wankers who claimed to of seen the devil fucking naked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMTheBadOne View Post
    Lord Serpentus: Al, Chris, my advice gentlemen...
    Al: Keep my name out your mouth, Creepy Gandalf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMTheBadOne View Post
    Lord Serpentus: Sad to see there's so much discord in the LPW locker room. We don't have these problems within The Cabal because we find harmony in The Will.

    Al, Chris, my advice gentlemen: Delta may fly nonstop from San Diego to Detroit, but that drive to the Breslin Center's not going to be fun. Thank you for coming to collect Mr. Spruance, but you gentlemen should really go to Michigan - It's beautiful this time of year. Remember what we said about harmony! You too, Mr. Thornridge!

    Mourn, Bane... (whispers) Harmony!
    Austin: ...

    Stay in your lane.



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    Collect me? When the fuck did I become a pokemon? Also, serpentus sounds like some kind of queer porno. Just sayin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMTheBadOne View Post
    Obsidian and Lord Serpentus give each other a confused look, wondering why Thornridge addressed Lord Serpentus as Obsidian

    Lord Serpentus: (quietly, to Thornridge) I know we're all members of The Cabal but we do have different identities as individuals.
    Sixx: Yo... I'm bouncing for a bit. Personal demons and shit. You know the deal. Can I have a hat as a going away present?

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    Thornridge looked confused as he thought for a moment, before a moment of realization lit up his eyes.

    Thornridge: Ah, it seems you don't see Novacain standing right beside me. I kinda forget that everybody doesn't have an alter ego. Of course he doesn't see me you fucking mental case. Haha this guy...

    My point still stands. Don't make me reiterate that point with the point of my elbow.
    Maverick: I'm still waiting for that god damn Pulled Pork roll that The David Maverick ordered.

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    Thornridge turned to face David Maverick and nodded.

    Thornridge: Of course. How silly of me to forget such an order. But if I remember correctly, you still need to wrestle again Mr Justus and THE Damien Blaze. It would be unwise for one to have a full stomach...

    He reached down to his lower arm, pressing a button on his Elmo watch and held his hand out. A freshly wrapped Pulled Pork and Coleslaw roll wrapped in a white piece of paper materialized in his hand.

    Thornridge: But since you are so insistent, here you go. Heads up!

    Thornridge winded up and threw the wrapped roll like screwball right into David Maverick's hands.

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    Maverick: Much better.

    The David Maverick takes a bite from a very scruffy looking Pulled Prok roll with Coleslaw in it.

    Maverick: Hmm...could of done with a lot more coleslaw though.

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    A few weeks have passed since the video announcement during the PPV and the scene opens up at a private gym in Los Angeles, California. It turns out that Jeff Watson has been training here for the past couple of weeks in anticipation of his return to LPW. While Jeff is in the ring, watching from a safe distance is both Caitlin and Lucy who are liking what they're seeing from Jeff in the ring.

    Caitlin: So how was the honeymoon Lucy?

    Lucy: We decided to wait on an official honeymoon because we wanted you to be with us. It wouldn't be fair for us to go by ourselves and that is why the three of us are spending the holidays in Sydney, Australia.

    Caitlin: Thank you so much Lucy because I've always wanted to go. (Changes topic to the ring quickly.) What do I need to expect from the LPW roster on the first show?

    Lucy: There are a lot of selfish, insecure, immature assholes who want to get Jeff off his game by insulting him, but do what you do best to keep him focused.

    Caitlin: I've dealt with losers like that before, but there is nobody in that locker room who will ever get Jeff off of his game. We're doing this for us and the fans along with the other wrestlers can go fuck themselves if they don't like it.

    The two ladies go back to watching Jeff train and Jeff is just punishing his sparring partner with his new vicious offense. All of the anger that Jeff has kept from not only the fans but the rest of the locker room is going to fuel him this time around. And with Caitlin by his side no one will ever take advantage of Jeff ever again.

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    Maverick: Surprised this Jeff guy hasn't shown his face yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Maverick View Post
    Maverick: Surprised this Jeff guy hasn't shown his face yet.
    Caitlin: My client will show himself when it's the proper time and not a second before then.

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    Hello?

    Guys? *peeks in*

    I was told there was a residual check waiting for me?

    Hello? Guys?

    Damnit. I needed that check.

    *walks off*

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    ^OOC: ummmmmmmmm



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    Hello?

    Guys? *peeks in*

    I was told there was a residual check waiting for me?

    Hello? Guys?

    Damnit. I needed that check.

    *walks off*
    Repo, don't think I've forgotten about things.

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    *The shot opens to an office building. It looks like the place hasn't been touched in ages. There's a fine layer of dust hanging on the furniture, some of the wood paneling from the wall is peeling, and there's only a smattering of books and binders on the shelf.

    The camera pans towards the door, with a full length frosted window next to it. From the distance, footsteps approach from the other side of the door. They continue to get louder until...*

    KNOCK... KNOCK... KNOCK...


    Man: Hello?

    KNOCK... KNOCK... KNOCK...

    Man: Is someone in there?

    *The man leans against the glass, showing a silhouttte peering in*

    tap...tap...tap...



    Man: Where the hell is everyone? This is the place I know it! Hello?

    TAP.... TAP....TAP

    Man: *sigh* I'm going to get that check.

    *the footsteps are heard walking away, faster than they entered. The camera begins to slowly make a 180o turn. Once it stops, we are greeted to a view of a long abandoned executive desk. There's a mirror behind the desk, showing us the camera is unmanned, sitting on a tripod in the middle of the room. The camera begins to zoom in on the nameplate sitting on the desk.*

    W. Mang

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