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Uncle Leo
06-16-2012, 01:47 AM
… and that’s finding a unique perspective that nobody else has, thus distinguishing you from everyone else.

The inspiration, or my “muse” rather, for this column stems from the feedback I received about my first column. I wasn’t expecting as many posts as I initially got, considering the forum being down, which was and is really annoying since I kept looking to see if it was back up and running, curious to see if anyone else had left a comment. But I digress, two comments, in specific, really resonated with me. They were from Al Laiman and mizfan


You have a voice. Try to make yourself unique. Find a perspective that no one else has and find your true voice. Keep writing, even when you don't feel the muse. Sometimes you have to write 200,000 words that nobody will ever see to get 50,000 words of gold.


You're a theatre man, for god's sake! Let your creativity run wild! Start thinking of how you can bring something to the table that nobody else can bring.

And now the pressure is on! My voice. My voice? I just thought I had found an outlet to voice my opinions about the 6/4 episode of Monday Night Raw. I didn’t realize that I actually represented something. How could I make myself unique? I’m doing what everyone else on this forum is doing, which is writing about wrestling. Well, I thought and I thought and it dawned on me. I’m in the same situation as a brand new wrestler, who is about to make his or her debut on WWE television.

Now, I’m obviously nowhere near to being a wrestler of any kind. I may be six feet tall, but I’m 220 pounds of barely any muscle. I could list all my flaws, but what good would that do to my already low confidence, am I right? Anyways, I may not literally be in the same situation as a wrestler, but I’m in a similar situation figuratively, which is far safer and lamer. Writing wrestling columns on this forum isn’t a job like being a professional wrestler is. I don’t eat, sleep, and breathe writing columns. It isn’t my life. If I don’t ever make it to the main page (which I would assume is the “ultimate reward/goal” here in the section), then it’s not the end of the world. Yes, that would be amazing, but I’m focusing on getting better at this, plus I’m passionate about it. You know who else wants to master his craft and is passionate about it? A superstar who has been called up to the WWE. Just for the sake of an example and a point I’m trying to make, let’s use Damien Sandow. This long introduction finally brings me to the meat of my column. Let's all put on our "imaginary caps" and hope you enjoy the ride I'm about to take you on (this is getting SkitZ-level weird)

March 16, 2012 - Aaron Stevens gets a phone call from one of the WWE road agents. "Hey, Stevens, we need you in Philly on Monday. We have some things to discuss with you." Stevens, formerly known to the world as Idol Stevens, was not a stranger to being a WWE superstar. He used to wrestle on a weekly basis on Smackdown! back in 2004. He arrived early, that Monday, to the Wells Fargo Center where Monday Night Raw was going to be held live later that night. He eventually met up with the road agent that called him three days prior. The agent brought Stevens to Paul Levesque's office, where Paul Levesque, Johnny Ace, and a couple of other executives were waiting, expecting the young superstar. Stevens had gotten the news he thought he'd never get. The gist of the meeting was Levesque telling Stevens, "In just a couple of months, we're going to be taking you and your Damien Sandow character and will be debuting it on Smackdown!"

Stevens began attending Live Events and eventually started working the shows. At one show, he was given the microphone and was told to go out there and run with it. Levesque gave Stevens one job and that was to get the fans to hate him. "Get them to hate you." Levesque was willing to take a risk, especially during a non-televised event. It was a great way to see what Stevens can bring to the table, see if he's worthwhile. Stevens had spent almost five years in FCW, so his feet were already wet. It was swim or sink for Stevens. Lo and behold, Stevens nailed it. He drew decent heat for his first time.

When he went backstage after, the road agent shook his hand and told him he did a good job. Stevens eventually moved up to working dark matches, before RAW and Smackdown! where Levesque was able to see Stevens' performance. "You're good, kid. You're just missing something. Let's make you more arrogant. Keep the beard, but let's add some type of robe, to give you that aristocrat presence. But other than that, keep exploring. You can never stop improving. I find myself improving with each time I go out there."

March 30, 2012 - It's Wrestlemania Weekend!! Stevens wasn't booked to appear, but he still traveled with the superstars. He began to build relationships with his peers and coworkers. It was on this Friday night that Stevens found himself in a bar with Keith Irvine (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-37wIyaUmki0/Tl0vOVdV6kI/AAAAAAAADEY/yb0cNBcYUfg/s1600/admphotos151757-chris-jericho.jpg), Bryan Danielson (http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_bio/public/talent/bio/2012/01/daniel-bryan-bio.png), Phil Brooks (http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/422/688/punk2_original.jpg?1336478461), TJ Wilson (http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/5161/WWE-Superstar-Tyson-Kidd-18.JPG), Elizabeth Carolan (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BTlvD1JwF4A/TntBeA49KbI/AAAAAAAABZU/E52MQZVgEeo/s400/Natalya+Neidhart.jpg), and Nattie Neidhart (http://quickwrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/natalya-wwe.jpg). He was listening, but more importantly, learning. This weekend was about Wrestlemania for everyone, but for him it was all about soaking up as much information as possible. Stevens, while mingling, was tapped on the shoulder. "Huh? Oh, hi Mr. Brooks." WWE champion, CM Punk, asks him if he wants to go for a walk. Stevens puts down his beer and walks out of the bar with Punk, who brings his can of Pepsi along with him.

"First of all, you can call me Phil. I'm not some high and mighty dick who insists on being called "Mister."

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Talk to me, how're you doing?"

"Good, it's surreal that I'm here in Miami right now."

"Ha, yeah. I thought that way too when I went through it all, hell, I still feel like that and I've had my first Wrestlemania moment years ago."

Both men continued walking and making small talk. Before they knew it, they had made it all the way back to their hotel.

"Listen, Aaron, I wanna talk to you about something."

Stevens turned to the WWE champion, looking at him attentively.

"While they don't wanna admit it, this company is in need of a makeover. They're changing everything but the main problem, which is their crop of talent. They can't rely on Paul and Mark forever. Hell, they can't rely on John, Randy, and myself forever either. Eventually other people are going to replace us, and it's time they start focusing on those people."

"You're right. No pressure, though, haha."

“I can tell you’re passionate, but I don’t think you realize the opportunity that you have. You’re getting a credible start. They’re going to show clips of you before you even show up. One minute, two minutes at most, you have to capitalize with what you’re given. I certainly did. You get whatever you put in, remember that. It doesn’t matter if McMahon has a man crush on you. If the fans don’t react and don’t relate to you, then it’ll show and you’ll lose your spot. Trust me, it’s happened to many people and will continue to happen. I’ve seen your work. You have a great look about you and you have charisma.”

“Thank you, Phil. I look up to you and respect what you’ve achieved, but I gotta ask you something. I’ve done this before. I’ve been on Smackdown! I was in a tag team, where I got to work with KC James and Michelle McCool. I gave it my all then and it was still not enough. What do – ”

“Hey, stop. You can’t have that attitude if you wanna make it here in this business. I’ll tell you the same thing Paul Heyman told me when I was called up to the main roster. ”You gotta keep lacing up ‘em boots, go out there, and act like you’re main eventing, instead of curtain jerking. You do it on your best day and you do it on your worst. You climb through those ropes and do the same thing every time. You don’t stop until doing the same thing feels different.” Take Zack, for example, he’s losing left and right, barely making television appearances. He’s doing the same damn catchphrase, wearing the same exact clothing, and talking the same exact way six nights a week, if he’s even lucky. He took initiative and look at what he accomplished in the past four months alone.”

Punk takes a big sigh of relief.

“You face the same person for a month, right? The world only sees it once, twice, maybe even three times. It gets repetitious, but you have to find a way to make it interesting every time the bell rings. Sometimes you have to wrestle a hundred matches before you begin to feel it.”

Stevens’ eyes begin to water a bit, but he holds it back from rolling down his cheeks. These are not tears of heartache or a result of nerves, but rather, they are tears of passion and excitement. He cannot believe he has come this far and is getting advice from the man everyone knows as CM Punk.

“You clearly have the drive. Some people in the back don’t. I don’t blame them, of course. I’m not the one to judge them. There were times where I lost my drive too. The road sucks, man, and you’re putting your body on the line every night, but somehow there will always be that one moment when you know it’s all worth it. When your music hits and you come out, it just sends adrenaline throughout your entire body. I almost walked away from it all. To those that never get that drive back, though, I say move to the side and let others, who deserve it, through.”

Punk smiles and pats Stevens on the back.

“I hope you take these words to heart and start thinking of how you can bring something to the table that nobody else is bringing.”

Both men shake hands. There’s a clear mutual respect between them.

“I’m gonna call it a night. Best of luck in your career and remember, there’s always a room full of guys who are there if you ever need to talk, myself included. Good night, buddy.”

“Good night.”

Stevens is just so awed that he can’t think of what to say. Punk smiles and turns around and starts heading to the hotel door. Stevens who is trying to process all of this as quickly as he can calls out to Punk.

“Phil, thank you so much for everything. Good luck out there on Sunday. Knock ‘em dead.”

Punk smiles, nods his head, and finishes the conversation with one thing that Aaron Stevens will never forget.

“You’re welcome.”

Punk turns back and walks into the hotel, leaving Stevens to enjoy the relaxing, warm summer air in Miami, Florida, home to Wrestlemania XVIII.

Mizfan
06-16-2012, 06:39 AM
My god, you're like a duck taking to water. I can't believe this is only a second effort from you man. Amazing work for having been in here for such a short time, you seem to have a great feel for this place.

A few suggestions though, if I may...

1. I love that you're using color. Adding a bit of flavor like that makes your column pop and stand out. HOWEVER, when used in large blocks it can be a bit hard on the eyes. If you're using it to separate different speakers, it's often enough to simply color the first sentence or first few works, or even bypass the color in favor of different fonts or something. A bit of an aesthetic word to the wise, often a little color will go a long way.

2. I have to admit, I was looking for a joke or something at the end. I was impressed with your realistic grasp of how these people sound, writing dialogue for existing characters is difficult but you did a bang up job. The sentiment was vaguely touching as well, but I was left grasping for something a bit more concrete to sink my teeth into by the end. A moral, a joke, a revelation of some kind? It was fun, but somewhat free floating. That's not to say I didn't like it, only to say that I know you can do better.

That's all I got man, I really enjoyed this and I'm thrilled with the potential you have as a writer here. If you stick with this place it'll treat you well, and an MP spot down the line is a real possibility.

TripleR
06-16-2012, 07:05 AM
Hey Leo what's up. This was a really nice read and I definitely liked the way you brought the comparisons to light. Mizfa....sorry, Wrestle Freak's suggestions are spot on as well. When I've done dialogue in the past, I've actually used no color at all. If you word it correctly, you can get away with it being seamless. I like the way it ended personally and I didn't think it needed anything else. Sometimes we keep looking for that hook, and when it's just a straightforward sincere point like that it surprises you. Nice job!

Skulduggery
06-16-2012, 02:33 PM
Great stuff, man. You did a nice job of showing the parallels between wrestling and writing. The conversation between Punk and Sandow is decently credible; that is, it wouldn't be too farfetched to believe that such a conversation (at least somewhat similar) could've actually happened.

Just an all in all great column; I enjoyed reading it.

jstar
06-16-2012, 03:27 PM
Very nice piece. Also you did a good job of picking colors. Sometimes people pick ones that don't work but yours did. I enjoyed your story and I agreed with your comments on drive. It's kind of surprising that Cena still has his considering everything he does.

Super Chrisss
06-16-2012, 05:27 PM
Looks like you got a hit on your hands!

I'm not the biggest fan of creative pieces, but I thought you did a great job pulling this off. I'm glad you went through with posting it!

Uncle Leo
06-16-2012, 06:10 PM
Thank you guys so much for the comments and feedback, I was really anxious about posting it for the stupidest reasons. I love hearing suggestions and will take them into consideration for my columns in the future!

To mizfan (wrestle freak) and to TripleR - I don't know if you guys realized that the last spoken line of the column was CM Punk telling Damien Sandow that he's welcome, which is a line that Sandow uses every time he cuts a promo. He says his promo and then ends it with a, "You're welcome." So I was trying to go for the fact that Sandow is using this line as a tribute for the conversation he had with Punk. Maybe if I ended it with Sandow repeating that line to himself when Punk went into the hotel would've made it clearer.

Thanks again to everybody who took the time to read the column and even leave feedback. It means a lot to me, thank you!

Prime Time
06-16-2012, 06:56 PM
The good.... you write really well. Like, if this is only your second effort, astonishingly well. You do have your own voice in your prose, and you handled that dialogue well too, which is NOT fucking easy. Most of the time when people try that, I confess, I struggle to make it through, and that wasn't the case this time. Really, you've got the most important stuff down.


The not-so-good... I liked the comparison between a new writer trying to find an audience and a new wrestler trying to get themselves over, but I don't really feel you did enough with the comparison itself. It was really well set-up, and then it kind of disappeared just as I was getting into it. Structurally, it felt a little like two very different pieces jammed together. I mean, sure, I can see the thematic link, but it was also a bit of a jarring transition from one to the other. I think that is mainly because when the form changes, it's at that point that the stuff in your title, and the comparisons you'd made previously, started to disappear. Now I'm not saying that the piece is bad, far from it in fact, but what I am saying is that you did all that great work setting up your concept, and then you didn't use it. When you've got your reader hooked, make sure you make the most of it!


All in all though, I am impressed.

Uncle Leo
06-16-2012, 07:49 PM
Ah, I didn't think of it like that and now that you mention it, I see what you're talking about. In my next column, whatever it's going to be about, I'm going to make sure that if I make a point or two in the beginning, that I'll make sure to have touched on it throughout. Thank you so much for reading, Prime Time, it means a lot!

TheCrow
06-16-2012, 10:56 PM
This is the first "creative" piece I've read from start to finish in a long time. I'm usually not big on them, but something about this one made me read the whole thing. The colors were definitely a nice touch. I was skeptical when I saw them at first since they can be super distracting, but you made them work here and it actually made the whole thing easier to read by separating dialogue and narrative.

All in all, quite the impressive read. I hope to see a lot more from you in the CF.

Rated R Rockstar
06-17-2012, 03:50 AM
Hey leo what's up, you have done a really nice job in this column well as mentioned above it looked like two pieces attach together but still i enjoyed it. Read you next time bro...

zzzorf
06-17-2012, 04:37 AM
This was a pretty good column and I think you did a good job of getting the dialogue correct. I think the column had room to be bigger though with more "advice' being added, all the same good column

MachoMourn
06-17-2012, 06:08 AM
you're welcome


God, I was on my way out the door when I read this. This is certainly a breath of fresh air, keep up the good work.

Ollie James
06-17-2012, 04:12 PM
Really good work man, I really enjoyed reading it (so much so I wanted it to keep going, but hey always leave them wanting more). The parallels between writing and wrestling were cleverly written, but like i said I wish there was more of it. Either way you have made a fan out of me, and I look forward to reading you next piece.

Boom
06-18-2012, 09:35 AM
Okay. Okay, that was pretty decent. The colour was nice but there was a lot of it, maybe drop it down to the first few words said by that person each time dialogue starts up? Otherwise it gets a bit heavy. I like that you broke up dialogue from the non-dialogue, but I'd have liked to see you do that throughout, instead of just at the end. I mean, I get that the 'conversation' was the highlight, but you just changed your literary rules halfway through and it threw me a bit, left me wondering 'now why has he switched up his style mid-column?'

Also, I dunno, that intro. There was something about it that seemed... timid? A little held back, maybe? You said it yourself, every time you lace up your boots you act like it's the main event, and every time you write a column, you should be acting like it's a great column, that it's worth reading. Because if you don't have confidence in it, it'll be harder for others to have confidence in it! (Obviously, I mean confidence in your writing, I used to get nervous a TON that people wouldn't like my stuff, that's fine) The intro seemed to go on for a while, maybe a little too long. And I could understand that if your column was a huge mama-jama, or if you'd have kept the comparison of columnist and wrestler going throughout (which wouldn't have worked with the dialogue option, so don't think I'm telling you to do that!) but you put the idea in our heads, gave us a healthy metaphor in a dialogue piece, and then it just ended! Beginning, middle and end, man! Bring it together, reinforce the comparison you based the column around, draw it together in a dainty little bow. You just kind of stopped in the middle of a.

(see what I did there?)

It's that feeling of abruptness that you want to be careful to avoid. I'm not saying write a conclusion, a paragraph highlighting the points you've made, harking back to the column as a whole. I've definitely ended columns without that before. But the important thing is to make sure it feels like an ending.

Really good work, regardless of my pedantry. Nice one!

Uncle Leo
06-18-2012, 11:51 AM
Thank you to everyone who has left me feedback! I PM'ed you guys so I wouldn't have to bump the thread but since it's already the 1st thread, I might as well post. Boom, that's a lot of tips that I could actually work with for my next and future columns. The color thing will definitely be changed. I only started coming on the MP only two weeks ago, but I've seen it done on the MP a lot. I've seen Ro do it where he puts the 1st sentence of a paragraph in either red or yellow, so I know that that looks much better already. As for the intro, I had felt that I had gone on a bit of a ramble, so I wanted to keep it short and concise as possible. And as for the conclusion, since I couldn't have broken the flow of this creative piece by writing as myself instead of Punk and Sandow, I should've wrapped it all up, as I'm sure I could've written something about the comparison that I didn't write in the introduction. A lot of the times, what happens is that I write my thoughts and I continue writing and then a thought hits me and I go back and add more of my thoughts.

Anyways, thank you so much for the tips! I really appreciate it!